So you'd like to... Become an Evil Genius?
So you think you've got what it takes to make plans for world domination, face off agains super spies, subjigate minions and finally be the one to sucessfully finish off the hero BEFORE revealing your brilliantly evil plan? Well, start by reading 'Evil Geniuses in a Nutshell' to be sure. Then execute these three easy steps.
Step 1: Develop evil accent
You'll first need to develop an intimidating accent, and what could be better than learning some of the most evil languages out there, German and Russian? Try 'German 3-Level Set: The Complete Language Course (Learn in Your Car)' or 'Learn in Your Car Russian Complete: The Complete Language Course (Learn in Your Car)'. Alternatively, replace all words ending in the "ing" sound with an "ink" so that the endink sounds evil.
Step 2: Become a genius
Note: Trying to become a genius BEFORE developing an evil accent could lead to the unfortunate classification of NERD. You've been warned! Now, what you need to do is simple--use Linux. SuSE Linux, RedHat Linux, Mandrake Linux... any will do. You'll instantly be 50% smarter than Windows users while remaining 75% more compatible than Mac users.
Step 3: Plan for world domination
Your first stop should be to see 'Powers Pack - Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery/The Spy Who Shagged Me (New Line Platinum Series)', where one of your fellow evil geniuses demonstrates a few of the DOs and DON'Ts of being an evil genius.
DO:
-Develop interesting signature behaviors (i.e.-pinky)
-Laugh maliciously at every available opportunity
-Make unreasonable demands
-Threaten the world with weapons of mass destruction
DON'T:
-Reveal you plan to the hero
-Rely on unproven (and nameless) underlings
-Drive a golf cart
That's it, that's all there is to it. So, after you suceed in world domination, you can give me the moon as a small token of your appreciation.
Step 1: Develop evil accent
You'll first need to develop an intimidating accent, and what could be better than learning some of the most evil languages out there, German and Russian? Try 'German 3-Level Set: The Complete Language Course (Learn in Your Car)' or 'Learn in Your Car Russian Complete: The Complete Language Course (Learn in Your Car)'. Alternatively, replace all words ending in the "ing" sound with an "ink" so that the endink sounds evil.
Step 2: Become a genius
Note: Trying to become a genius BEFORE developing an evil accent could lead to the unfortunate classification of NERD. You've been warned! Now, what you need to do is simple--use Linux. SuSE Linux, RedHat Linux, Mandrake Linux... any will do. You'll instantly be 50% smarter than Windows users while remaining 75% more compatible than Mac users.
Step 3: Plan for world domination
Your first stop should be to see 'Powers Pack - Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery/The Spy Who Shagged Me (New Line Platinum Series)', where one of your fellow evil geniuses demonstrates a few of the DOs and DON'Ts of being an evil genius.
DO:
-Develop interesting signature behaviors (i.e.-pinky)
-Laugh maliciously at every available opportunity
-Make unreasonable demands
-Threaten the world with weapons of mass destruction
DON'T:
-Reveal you plan to the hero
-Rely on unproven (and nameless) underlings
-Drive a golf cart
That's it, that's all there is to it. So, after you suceed in world domination, you can give me the moon as a small token of your appreciation.
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